
Max: We gotta do like they do on The Wire. We gotta tail him.
Brad: Right.
Alex: Okay. Should we- should we wait for the fortune cookies or just go? We should go. I can’t leave these, though. Okay, I got a piece. I’m taking it.
—-Max: Okay, we know what’s going on here.
Brad: You people DISGUST me!
Alex: You’re all going to jail!
Teacher: For teaching an “English as a second language” class?
Max: Yeah! For teaching an English a se-s…so you’re just helping Chinese immigrants gain a better life through education? Okay, well this may be a bad time to tell you guys that I have never actually seen “The Wire”.![]()
#alex’s face is the face of everyone who has seen the wire who hears someone say they have not seen the wire