Jeff: Please tell me you didn’t have sex with me to win at paintball.
Britta: No, I had sex with you and now I’m gonna win at paintball.
Top 5 Britta Perry moments | 1. All of her moments in Modern Warfare
Britta: Can I run something by you? I was thinking of pulling a little prank tonight!
Jeff: All right! For April fools, a prank.
Britta: So, you know how they have live frogs in the anatomy lab?
Jeff: Yeah?
Britta: so I was gonna sneak in there, get a frog, and then tomorrow, when Senõr Chang’s class is coming in, there will be a frog on his desk, wearing… ta da!
Jeff: Oh, you’re done.
Britta: Did you read the hat?
Jeff: Senõr Chang.
Britta: Yeah! Oh, you don’t get it.
Jeff: I guess I don’t.
Britta: The frog is Chang.
Jeff: Okay, I did get it. It’s funny.
Britta: I know it’s funny! Oh, wait, I forgot - it’s not you kind of joke, it’s not at anyone’s expense.
Jeff: Britta, why waste your time envying my gift for levity when there’s so much more you could be doing with your natural talent for severity?
Britta: You know what? My prank is gonna cause a sea of laughter and I’m gonna watch you drown in it!
Top 5 Britta Perry moments | 2. Britta trying not to be a buzzkill
Abed: He’s a gnome. He only speaks gnome.
Jeff: Anybody here speak gnome?
Britta: Oh! I do! Lavernica does!
Jeff: Oh, this’ll be painless…
Britta: Hello, my friend and brother.
Abed: How can I help you, dear madam?
Britta: Oh, please. No need for such deference. I am no better than a gnome.
Abed: Yes, you are, madam. You are a human warrior, which is five species classes greater than I.
Britta: That’s disgusting! Don’t talk like that!
Abed: I am so sorry, madam! Please don’t report me for execution!
Britta: Oh, no, no no! I didn’t mean that! Guys, we’ve GOT to do something about these gnomes!
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Abed: Once you get close enough to see the sword, you can see that this body, while definitely dying, is not Pierce.
Britta: What? I turn it over.
Abed: It’s the gnome waiter from the tavern.
Britta: What? No! Why!
Abed: Goodbye, my friend. Thank you for being so respectful toward me.
Britta: Who did this to you, gnome waiter?
Abed: I never saw his face. Just so you know…my name…was Kyle.
Britta: Kyle!
Jeff: Britta? He was an imaginary waiter.
Britta: I wouldn’t expect you to understand.
Top 5 Britta Perry moments | 3. Lavernica and the gnome waiter
