Jack: It’s been fun! But I guess this is goodbye, now.
Rose: Don’t talk like that. The Doctor’s gonna do it. You just watch him.
Jack: Rose…You are worth fighting for.
(kisses her)
Jack: Wish I’d never met you, Doctor! I was much better off as a coward.
(kisses him)
Top 5 Jack Harkness moments | 1. Goodbyes & kisses
Jack: Loving that office-y feel. I always get exited in these places, to me they’re exotic. Office romances, photocopying your butt. Well, maybe not your butt, although as we’re here why don’t we…
Ianto: *talks work*
Jack: How are you, Ianto?
Ianto: All the better for having you back, sir.
Jack: Can we maybe drop the sir now? I mean, while I was away I was thinking…maybe we could, you know… when this is done…dinner, a movie.
Ianto: Are you asking me out on a date?
Jack: Interested?
Ianto: Well… as long as it’s not in an office. Some fetishes should be kept to yourself.
Top 5 Jack Harkness moments | 2. Awkwardly asking out Ianto
Jack: Okay… Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Trin-e & Zu-Zana: Absolutely!
Jack: Ladies…your viewing figures just went up.
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Jack: Now, hold on, ladies. I don’t want to have to shoot either one of you.
Trin-e: But you’re unarmed!
Zu-Zana: You’re naked!
(Jack pulls out a gun)
Zu-Zana: But… that’s a Compact Laser Deluxe!
Trin-e: Where were you hiding that?
Jack: You really don’t wanna know.
Top 5 Jack Harkness moments | 4. Naked in front of millions of viewers
Top 5 Jack Harkness moments (asked by pickeringsands) | 5. Jack doesn’t know the difference between CPR and kissing
